Gold in the Facedown Float

To die by drowning.

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

by PBender August 5, 2008

egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

by air cortez April 1, 2009

Alaskan Ice Cream Float

When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.

John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

med float widow

The unfaithful wife of a Marine or Sailor who is deployed to the Mediterranean Sea

Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last week because over the weekend the bars will suddenly filled with single women."

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"

by tall_guy1979 December 30, 2007

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

Coke Float

The act of snorting the milk out of a lactating hookers titty who is high on crack.

"Daddy whats a Coke Float"? " Its how I meet your mother son. And also I aint your daddy".

by MeDazed420 April 24, 2016

Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)

I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.

by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011