Someone who people think is gay but isn't, who makes tons of friends and try to keep them. They are also very likely to join a gang and kill their way to the chairman's position. OH, and they love the homies.
by zxcvbnk March 3, 2022
Get the Logan Ty Fletcher mug.Total daddy/mommy with a girthy dump truck and the wits of a 2000s British comedian. This person is always in a callous competition with the abrasively elaborate tedium & affliction that often accompanies philosophical unease; they're resisting the weight of an impending nihilistic dread. Curvy and chunky fellow with a proclivity for paraplegia in convictions.
A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
Person 1: "I met this guy on campus today. He was really complex in his strife for philosophical ease and unturning some fundamentals principles of our universe!"
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."
#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."
#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
by RSFLETCHER December 29, 2024
Get the Fletcher mug.a place where a large amount of people wake up at 7:40 in the morning just to sit in a room with the loudest most annoying kids to ever exist, and learn stuff that you will never use, and we worship THE WILHELM!
but all together a place where you grow closer to friends and mostly enjoy worshiping THE WILHELM!
but all together a place where you grow closer to friends and mostly enjoy worshiping THE WILHELM!
Mom: "how was your day at Fletcher Academy honey???
Kid: "THE WILHELM!!!!!
Wilhelm is the principal of our school, we put his head (a picture of his head) oh the top of the school Christmas tree every year
Kid: "THE WILHELM!!!!!
Wilhelm is the principal of our school, we put his head (a picture of his head) oh the top of the school Christmas tree every year
by nnamA aihpoS September 23, 2025
Get the Fletcher Academy mug.when you meet a fletcher you’ll know. their smile and jokes will have the room burst into laughter. they care a lot for other people but also love being selfish. they don’t think their words through and often times stumble on themselves but always mean well. they will always realize how badly they messed up once the deed is done. despite their flaws, they are the kind of people who make it hard not to love. their love isn’t something that is easy to tear away from because they not only show you they love you but you can physically feel the love they have for you. they are someone worth sticking around for if they have grown enough to see past themselves.
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