Filter killer

When a person squeezes the life out of a poor cigarette filter while enjoying a smoke.

I dont let dave bum off of me anymore, He's a total filter killer.

by Palefoot May 31, 2009

bitch filter

The act of being one's filter for bitch-ness: taking the blunt of all of a person's (although not refrained to, see bitch) bitchy personality or "venting" so that they can become a normal person for someone they do not wish to be a bitch to.

I'm sick of being your goddamned bitch filter Jordan, you only do this so that you feel better about yourself for not being an enormous bitch to your actual boyfriend.

by Eric The Great Red July 01, 2010

bozo filter

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.

Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.

by pur1337 October 08, 2003

syphon filter

1. Descriptive Noun. Used to describe a videogame that just keeps coming out in order to make people stop buying games in an overcrowded genre.
2. Diet Splinter Cell

Who the fuck is Gabe Logan? I thought his name was Sam Fischer...
or...
Another WWII game? How many times can one storm Normandy Beach?

by Uh oh! Spaggetti-O's May 30, 2005

puppy filter

Just a hoe snapchat filter

Tiffany is a hoe, so she uses the puppy filter

by GLEE!@!@!@!@ February 21, 2017

Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014

Tourette's filter

The part of the brain that stops you having career limiting outbursts of great truth and reality at work

He was talking crap but my tourette's filter kicked in so I said nothing

Fred's tourette's filter failed and he told his boss what he thought, now he's fired

by jfd100 December 21, 2013