Fertballs

When you try to fart but end up taking a shit by mistake, with the shit being little deer droppings

“I think I just dropped some fertballs…” said Jacob after shitting when trying to fart.

by Skimbob October 24, 2022

Ferozeh

very sensitive emotionally but cute

She is truly a Ferozeh

by TheSilentStep February 16, 2023

in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012

Wet Juicy Fert

Nartsack

I love that wet juicy fert

by nartsgort October 16, 2018

Ferocia

The apex of gayness.

Jim is so ferocia, he had butt sex with 3 guyslast night.

by DarthManhandle March 7, 2008

fertilicious

Describing an attractive woman that likes sex, doesn't use protection, and gets pregnant a lot. She probably has several baby daddies. She never goes home alone.

That chic over there looks pretty fertilicious!

by D Designs LR January 16, 2010

Fertigo

The tension or discomfort when trying to finalise or complete a task.

Derived from 'fertig', the German word for 'finished'.

Gary: Man I was getting near the end of a 20 hour essay writing session when it really hit me and I almost passed out!
Steve: Shit Gaz, that is some serious Fertigo
Gary: True that, need some cheeky Nandos to recover.
Steve: On it.

by gionbundi March 28, 2017