Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 14, 2023

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He look’s federal

A phrase said when observing a person who seems to be taking part in undercover surveillance activities, for criminal or other matters, on behalf of the state.

Guy 1: Put away your weed, look at that guy over there
Guy 2: yea, he look’s federal
Guy 3: That’s just my son Nathan Hammer you guys, he’s hoeless and has no relation to the state.
Guy 1: phewww, light the blunt then

by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 April 07, 2021

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