super facial

the act of ejaculating copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman's face

Dude, I gave that bitch a super facial. The looked like a crispy creme!

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

Shat the Fack Ap

Saying "Shut the Fuck Up" with a Boston accent

Hey bitch, you better Shat the Fack Ap or I'll pimp slamp you hoe.

by Sharmooot January 7, 2010

Fack

shoving a grebale in someones ass through a tube during intercourse

she was scream at the top of her lungs, "facking freak me!"

by charloaf January 13, 2008

facial

n. a form of birth control

Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

Fack

A song that will make you die inside, and cry on the outside.

I listened to fack. Then I had the sudden urge to spew fluids from all ends.
Timmy: DUDE WHATS WRONG!
Me: I listened to fack by Eminem.
Timmy: OH GOD, I AM SO SORRY! *begins to spew from all openings*

by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011

fackin' like a master

It has many meanings. It can mean hello, cool, or excited.

This phrase was developed by a man who needed something funny for his web comic.

Oh, Dave! Fackin' like a master.
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It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
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We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.

by Patrick May September 3, 2004

Facial Cream

Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.

It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!

by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008