Exploding Tomcat

A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.

I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.

Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...

This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat

by The WanderingTrader April 09, 2020

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 09, 2018

My hot mouth is boutta explode

When someone absolutely explodes your mouth.

YOOOO, MY HOT MOUTH IS BOUTTA EXPLODEEEEE. IT'S BECAUSE OF GVIDAS

by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 07, 2023

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card

by R3Ked May 26, 2020

The Diddy hotline exploded

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan

the Diddy hotline exploded. Oh shit. It's Nov 5, 2024

by Sexydimma October 05, 2024