Cutest Person Ever

Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.

Girl 1- You know who I just saw?

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.

by speak.the.truth.09 May 12, 2022

shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded caches out June 02, 2013

Best mom ever

Tina Thompson… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh

Best mom ever

by Kaymca May 08, 2022

Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 23, 2020

Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.

Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Loudest orgasm ever

A massive scream linked to an internet meme. It's found in the video with the same title.

Person 1 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhAHAHAHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Person 2: "The hell's your problem?"
Person 1: "Oh, just doing the loudest orgasm ever."
Person 2: "That meme's dead."
Person 1: "I know..."

by ERRORLOADINGPSEUDONYMM December 09, 2016

Worst Day Ever

When you wake up and life sucks.

Aaaahhh. Worst day ever. Diarrhea, community service, and pizza party.

by USF August 27, 2008