emoticonoclast

A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast

Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic

Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?

by LukeT September 15, 2007

emotional bucket

A person who is used as a cathartic tool, where another person spills out all their emotions and problems for the Bucket to hear. The problems are usually about trivial matters. Usually.

She is an emotional bucket because she has to always to listen to her friends bitch about dumbshit.

by soophastar December 15, 2008

emotional cristache

when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.

Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'

Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

Emoticontage

A montage created out of emoticons.

:-( - My in-laws are coming for dinner.
:-/ - Although, my sister in-law is quite cute.
:-) - And she is wearing that low-cut top.
:-D - Everything better than expected!

Emoticontage.

by Aviciouswind September 30, 2010

emotikkake

8===>~~~~~~~~~~~

Mike, you're an (_*_)! 8===>~~~~~~~~~~~ (emotikkake)

by MikeNMike October 21, 2010

Egotistic Trolling Moment

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)

Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...

by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011

emotional cocktail

It's used to describe someone with a turmoil of emotions

- a person who's hot/cold kinds. It's difficult to predict her, coz she's most of the time an emotional cocktail

- If there's a particular time which is making someone feel happy & sad at once. Does one console him or congratulate him? He's an emotional cocktail at this time

by Tuffy08 May 9, 2012