Eli

Eli is the hottest guy on the planet and any girl would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. Eli often calls himself ugly even tho we all know he is far from it . He makes all girls want him but he is set on the one he has. Eli is cute, sweet, funny, and an all around good person. Get your self an Eli

Get you a boyfriend like an Eli

by 3up_2down May 15, 2018

Eli

A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)

Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.

by bulldogsbulldogsbowwowwow May 12, 2009

Eli

A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW

Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli

by ArmaniXXX April 8, 2011

Ely

someone who engages in 69 position with Jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. Ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the fuck up.) Ely also knows every fucking line Family Guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly fucking right.

Ely: Hey jake
Jake: No i dont want to engage in 69 position Ely

by Duncang February 3, 2009

Eli

A creeper from the trio of creepers

Eli, is watching you in the shower

by One of the creepers July 20, 2011

Ely

verb.
A very unattractive person
Also known as bitchy, ungrateful, stuck up.

God i hate that girl, she is so.... ely

by gagglaboobie January 3, 2009

Eli

a bitch ass nigga who’s fat as fuck gay as shit and likes cock. He plays memes that aren’t funny and likes takis and apparently hits up da yog cuh and vibes

eli : brb ima hit up da yog cuh WE VIBIN

by xd goblin March 1, 2020