If you're friends with a Eli just know you shouldn't trade him for anything. He will always put others infront of himself, and wouldn't hurt a fly. Hes pretty funny and can be soft at times. But no matter what he'll love you for your good parts and is pure at heart. Nice and charming for both genders.
Hey Eli!
Oh- Hi!!
Thanks for helping me through that hard time
Pfft it was all you man you're awesome.
Oh- Hi!!
Thanks for helping me through that hard time
Pfft it was all you man you're awesome.
by The softie~ March 11, 2021
A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)
by bulldogsbulldogsbowwowwow May 12, 2009
A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.
Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.
Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Has multiple nicknames.
Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.
Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
by ArmaniXXX March 23, 2011
someone who engages in 69 position with Jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. Ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the fuck up.) Ely also knows every fucking line Family Guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly fucking right.
by Duncang February 03, 2009
Eli, is watching you in the shower
by One of the creepers July 17, 2011
by gagglaboobie January 03, 2009
a bitch ass nigga who’s fat as fuck gay as shit and likes cock. He plays memes that aren’t funny and likes takis and apparently hits up da yog cuh and vibes
by xd goblin March 01, 2020