Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.
"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"
"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
by PorkyPie April 10, 2024
"His eel baby paled in comparison to my daddy."
by luceypants December 31, 2012
When you take a taser and electrocute a woman’s vagina before immediately penetrating it with your penis.
by Sal_is_god January 21, 2019
He’s an absolute unit who bullies the crap out of cringe kids in Roblox he’s also a super based human who makes epic videos and is overall a gigachad that everyone should be like
by BasedChad420 June 21, 2022
A boner, often erecting straight out of the front of your pants, like an eel comming out of its cave
by Pimpdaddy Fried September 24, 2009
by Davidpienk January 31, 2021
by Red man December 04, 2019