total eclipse of the heart

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

eclipse

An Idiot's road car, someone that loves these really needs help. 1,2,3 gens don't matter, Poor Highschooler's 355 wanna be.

Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.

Hey look at all those eclipse' outside of that Burger King.

My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.

by Rizeman April 22, 2004

Ecliptic-

pref. 1. An indication of severe incompetence; stupidity; 2. An insinuation of membership to the EclipticEmpire.

What an EclipticIdea.

by Dave April 20, 2003

Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

by Dave November 16, 2003

Eclipsis

Three periods typed in black on a black background.

"... <3" (if this page background were black, that would be a total eclipsis of the heart)

by phincandescent June 15, 2011

EclipseFox

A cunning and sly guy who thinks he can get all the girls he want and is usually an entitled neckbeard

Hey that guy looks hawt

I heards he is such an EclipseFox, so no.

by naranchio May 1, 2019

EclipseDreamer

EclipseDreamer is a lovable streamer who is very sweet and nice. He's a good friend which u can rely on if u need help and such.

Random person: Hey did you watch EclipseDreamers last stream?

Another random person: Yeah it was really great

by Faithful_Lex621 October 20, 2021