Etarded

Etarded: those whose cognitive ability has been (significantly) damaged by long-term interaction with electronic media

Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue

Is that guy okay?

I think he's just etarded.

by Alabaster_C October 24, 2025

Emard

Emard is the act of telling someone else a load of bullshit. This is especially prevalent in the game of Scrabble in which people try to pass off words that they made up with a fake definition.

Joe: Grandtastic, thats 76 points plus a triple word score.

Andrew: You're full of emard, asshole.

by Mickey Donaldson February 11, 2009

e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 21, 2009

e-tard

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

by ThaCeo April 10, 2009

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

Eard

Ear hair that hangs out.

Not just hairy dudes have eards.
also,

Q: Why won't these earbuds stay in my ears?

A: Maybe it's your eard.

by Dr. Orbstein April 12, 2010