Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Dung & Dial

When you poop on a work call

I dung & dialed earlier, it was magical

by dungbutt August 29, 2017

Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.

A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.

by Primus DCE July 03, 2024

Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.

Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.

by Joey Corn February 23, 2018

Cow dung

The waste product of bovine animal species.

The cow just pooped some cow dung on my toy!

by harristsangyt/yasmin May 02, 2021

Dung Hide

the skin in between your butt and scrotum

His dung hide was as dirty as a frickin as a pickle.

by Nick Brock December 28, 2007