Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!

I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!

by Goomba420 March 30, 2023

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

dual wielder

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

of course i’m a dual wielder

by auxtin January 5, 2024

dual wielding

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

by auxtin January 5, 2024

dual wield

the action of stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m a dual wield

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?

Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Dual Action Strap

Double sided dildo inserted the various orifices of two sexual partners.

Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?

Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.

by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023