by If your alright with it i am October 15, 2011
Get the Doratism mug.The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012
Get the Doritos Alabama Volcano mug.The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
Get the Dorito Crotch mug.A made up character in the Adventures Of The Lost Dorito. DoritoSlammer64 helps u on your quest to find the lost Doritos but turns evil in the end and you have to fight to save the lost Doritos. DoritoChomper23 the evil was cursed by DoritoSlammer64 and was a nice person before being cursed and comes back and helps you in the final battle with DoritoSlammer64
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Always looks on the bright side, and to emphasize the positive rather than dwell on the negative.
Dorothea is perhaps the most elusive fantasy creature to ever grace the earth. Her beauty and sexuality could ignite a man's soul!
Optimistic and freedom-loving and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical
Beautiful and sensual, has incredible eyes and soft blond hair. Athletic, and smart. great personality, tall. Makes friends easily. Everyone likes her.Especially boys.Can kick your ass in a fight. Exellent dancer.Amazing voise.Knows many languages, no pimples, soft baby skin. Strong physically and mentally. Loyal, and faithful.
Always looks on the bright side, and to emphasize the positive rather than dwell on the negative.
by ElitonGee January 11, 2018
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by Daddy Dorito June 11, 2018
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