Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

doof

doof means food

ayy bro can l have some of your doof

by urmumsfavourite1 May 10, 2022

Dr. Doofing

When looks could kill

Pandabuy haul came in, I been Dr. Doofing.

by drdoof23434 April 20, 2023

Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious

Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.

by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020

Doof

another word to use as an explicit word. substitutes for the f word.

"i wanna doof you" " your sister is so doofing hot"

Jeremy: what was for hw?
Jaime: the project thats like super important.
Jeremy: DOOF!

by riot shield smash November 23, 2009

Doof Nugget

Word combination invented by an unknown 6 year old, (little legend is what we call them). Can be used in multiple situations where the word "dickhead" is just too plain but others words are too aggressive.

Stop wasting my time, Doof Nugget!

by BobertyBobBoBwob March 8, 2020