by kingcluez August 26, 2009
Get the doob mug.Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.
After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.
by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012
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Get the Doopy mug.by Joel Hamburger July 17, 2005
Get the dooky mug.1. A classic childrens television show from the 1950's featuring Buffalo Bob, a ventriloquist who had, among characters, a wooden puppet named Howdy Doody.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
by Malcolm X-crement December 7, 2003
Get the Howdy Doody mug.crucialness beyond all recognition, meaning even more crucial than being pushmooligan. I mean, if you're only pushmooligan instead of hop blop dooey, you're really just floshmoopy in which case I highly recommend that you take your own life.
In his closing arguments, Senator McRuffless addressed the court, saying, "We should fully support this bill, for it will make the future hop blop dooey for all generations to come."
by kleptobum April 12, 2004
Get the hop blop dooey mug.imaginary pipe that you smoke that can be lit from miles away by another person. It must be "huffed" not 'smoked' or 'inhaled'. for those of us who don't know how to huff please reference MTV's True life "I have OCD"
Note: for people who lack braincells(melissa) this is not a real pipe
Note: for people who lack braincells(melissa) this is not a real pipe
...light it.
"excuse me kind sir, will you light my doody pipe?"
"last night i ripped mad doody pipes and this morning....iwoke up naked"
"excuse me kind sir, will you light my doody pipe?"
"last night i ripped mad doody pipes and this morning....iwoke up naked"
by julie me then you May 5, 2006
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