hang dong

the act of publicly exposing the male genitalia

"Did you see me hang dong on the bus on the way to thunder gun?"

"Yeah, it looked like a piece of chalk and a penny was hanging out of your pants..."

by HangDongMan December 13, 2011

Hung Dong

Big penis

You Hung Dong?

by pneumonoultramicroscopicsil... June 8, 2016

dip dong

A sexual position more commonly known as the pile driver in which the woman sticks her ass in the air while the man points his penis downward and squats to penetrate after which he repeats until he realizes it's way to uncomfortable for either party to climax.

(Johnny) Damn man, why you look so tired?
(Davey) I tried dip donging Tammy last night and all I got was charlie horses and her bitching at me about how much her neck and ass hurt afterwards.

by Irving Fryer July 8, 2010

Dong Bag

Another word for a condom.

Hey, do yo have an extra dong bag? I just met this crazy girl and I need one.

by vmc0221 August 7, 2007

dong pong

a sexual act where-in a male puts on a strap-on-dildo backwards and procedes to position two seperate women both in front and behind and repeatedly moves back and forth between the two women using his penis on the woman in front and the strap on dildo on the woman behind, much like the old fashioned computer game, pong.

i am so tired! last night I was playing dong pong, and it takes twice as much out of you.

by dhuns March 7, 2008

Dong Respond

When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.

Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.

by zeethepisces June 12, 2016

mega dong

It's mega sized.

Josh: I gave patty the mega dong last night.

by Big daddy tyrese November 22, 2016