My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
by Durty Curt March 21, 2013
Get the Brazilian Five Finger Discountmug. Noun-
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
by tyga2990 August 21, 2010
Get the Pretty boy swag discountmug. In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007
Get the Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporiummug. damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr
by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023
Get the chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sandmug. Any person, but especially a man, being openly and offensively misogynistic toward any person identifying as female.
"Hey Suzie, watch out for John, he tried to tell me women don't deserve equal pay because they were inferior. He was totally being a Discount Mario"
by Disposabledarling November 30, 2020
Get the Discount Mariomug. when a large group of people,mainly mexicans or of latino decent, go to taco bell they get a large sum of there check discounted, hence the family discount
hey joe i heard you got the family discount at taco bell the other night when you and your family went as a group!
by dix delicious November 4, 2009
Get the family discountmug. Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house
And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.
And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.
by GHXSTRXDER October 8, 2023
Get the Self-discountedmug.