My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
by Durty Curt March 21, 2013
Noun-
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
by tyga2990 August 21, 2010
In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office April 29, 2007
damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr
by Scrungly little doidle April 21, 2023
When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 09, 2024
When someone complains about an item you sold them that isn't working right, just tell them you gave them the Kentucky discount, if it breaks in two you can keep both pieces.
by Tristand23 February 14, 2020
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