reality design

The design and implementation of a customized reality for an individual or a group of individuals to live in.

After working as a graphic designer in New York City, that profession's capital, for two decades, I turned to designing my own personal reality and call myself a Reality Designer, an individual who practices reality design.

Reality design observes and documents the current reality and finds ways to modify it to fit the needs of the client. It usually entails blocking out undesired things and supplanting them with desired things, as well as finding ways to facilitate the development and eventual realization of other desired situations and conditions which do not happen overnight.

by but for May 8, 2018

designated hitman

An assigned or appointed male individual who is used for strictly sexual needs and purposes. Common related terms and also known as a fuck buddy or friend with benefits

I'm tired of relationships , I'm just going to get myself a designated hitman. What's a designated hitman? The only man I let "hit it" with no strings attached.

by Bronxbatman February 29, 2016

Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer

Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer

by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018

Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

by amybroook April 22, 2014

Design Flaw

A woman's period

I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand

by slumbercat2k March 8, 2017

design rodeo

A design session held after weeks of prep and just before a deadline. These decisions are made chaotically and without clear justification. This is analogous to "holding on to the horns of a bull until it throws you off". It also infers that the participants are all cowboys.

The designers just came out of a design rodeo that wrecked the solution - what a bunch of cowboys!

by insleys March 17, 2010

designated dancer

Noun
A friend who tells you to stop dancing when you are awkwardly and drunkenly dancing alone

I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!

by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010