Deesh

Similar to a douche, but to a barely smaller degree, usually following the word "Wow"
Alternate spelling: Diche

"Wow, deesh! You got shit on my shoes!"
"Duuuuude, you're such a deeeeeesh!"

by L'08 October 21, 2008

major deegan

In this act, the male (or female, if she has a strap-on) is doing his partner in the butt. He then pulls out, and proceeds to take a crap in his partner's butthole.

"My girl was being a total bitch, so I gave her the biggest Major Deegan, and then got the hell outta there"

by Bets July 28, 2006

Deesh

I sleep 19 hours a day with a pillow on my face. My toenails are long. I secrete when I sleep. My hair is not stylish but rather exagerated. I listen to slim shady not eminem. My dad drinks beefeaters. I listen to Billy Joel while I shower on max volume and I masturbate in the shower with shampoo (it stings). I like milk with my spaghetti. I wear the same green flannel every friday night. I know over 500 racist terms. My 'going out' shoes are my dress shoes from 8th grade. I am a smoker but I've never bought a pack of ciggarettes in my life. I cry when the sun goes down. I try to play guitar standing up but with a tight grip.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a piss." - Slappin
"Ok grab me one too." - Deesh

by brandon knox December 4, 2004

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005

Deegle

The last stage of a relationship, you are officially dating, girlfriend and boyfriend.

Part of the three stages of relationship, fleegle,beegle and deegle

Mary - "David is moving a WAY too fast, wants us to be deegle this early"
Grace - "Oh honey , call it off"

by Jacks256 August 18, 2017

Dirty Dees

the buffest kid ever! in love with an emo girl and loves piano music.

hey gibs do you know dirty dees? milodacat??

by Castro January 12, 2005

Deergasm

When somebody uses the term "deer" or any other redneck term, any redneck hearing has 5 (or more) orgasms at once. This produces a sound much like a muscle spasm and may produce saliva of the mouth. Sometimes the redneck will get mad, and kidney punch you, in which case respond with a kidney block.

Person A: "I just shot a ten point deer last wednesday."
Person B: "DEER!!" (has deergasm)

by Deergasm September 23, 2010