date dash

A fraternity or sorority event in which the members usually aren't notified of the even until close to when it will happen, so they must "dash" to get a date. Most fraternity ones are just drinking with your date in matching, themed t-shirts.

Suzie: I just got invited to a Sigma Pi fraternity date dash.
Jenny: Are you gonna go?
Suzie: Of course! Free alcohol and a free shirt.

by EmTem December 25, 2011

midnight date

a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. The aim is to spend as much time as possible with your "date" and figure wher can you find him/her later on.

Roomie: where the hell have you been?
You: Ohh I had a midnight date.

by Dina R. November 6, 2006

rage date

A planned outing by 2 persons of opposite gender with the sole (stated) purpose of getting ridiculously drunk. May be used as a convenient, non-awkward gateway to a casual hookup between the 2.

Bro 1: Dude, we're gonna watch the game later, you down?
Bro 2: I would but I got a rage date with Amanda
Bro 1: A date? Ha, you don't date, you hook up
Bro 2: No, a *rage* date. We're just gonna get fuckin smashed. Don't wait up

by TheyStoleMyUsername August 25, 2011

Ear Date Rape

When a loud YouTube ad comes on unexpectedly during an otherwise pleasant ASMR video. The scariest thing about ASMR videos are the ads; you never know when they are coming and how loud they'll be . It's like being raped by someone you trust.

ASMRSafeSpaceLady: Do you like when I touch your ears?
PTSD Survivor: Wow this is so relaxing and therapeutic

Unexpected Toyota Ad: WHOA OH, OH OH, OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTSD Survivor: OMG Ear Date Rape. Whyyy? I trusted you!*passes out; ears bleeding*

by mrteabaggervance March 1, 2017

Itchy Date

An itchy Vagina

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!

by BiffTastic March 4, 2019

pussy date

a date where you know you're going to get laid

sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date

by sugar918 December 17, 2019

Tell-by date

A pun of the phrase "sell-by date" used to indicate when food will expire.

When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.

Man you need to stop using that joke, it's waaaaay passed it's tell-by date.

by codliver December 20, 2010