cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth

This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals

by yehowyada February 6, 2018

White Crystal

A crystal filled with cum to be worn as jewelry.

"Hey, I made this white crystal for you." - some perv.

by ItsGD September 2, 2019

Snot crystal

When the mucus in one's nose freezes due to cold temperatures and begins to crystalize in one's nose.

I must remove these snot crystal's from my nostrils at once.

by Savytechnerd November 12, 2020

That Crystal

Crystal is a remarkable young woman, embodying a perfect blend of kindness, intelligence, and martial arts prowess. With a heart as warm as a summer breeze, she always goes out of her way to spread smiles and lend a helping hand to those in need. In the dojo, she's a force to be reckoned with, mastering the art of Taekwondo with grace and precision. Her strategic mind and quick reflexes make her a formidable opponent, but her humility and respect for others make her a true champion both inside and outside the training hall. Crystal, a shining example of inner strength and outer compassion.

Girl 1: Have you met the new girl in the Taekwondo class?
Girl 2: You mean that Crystal? Oh yeah, she's not just kicking high, she's kicking stereotypes too! Total crystal moves.

by AnEmerald September 23, 2023

Crystal

A person who needs to treat imani better . A nice person overall just has too many hoes .

Crystal should stop cheating on imani

by M.viii_ June 6, 2015

Crystal Skull Syndrome

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

by my only paradigm March 25, 2009

Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker

My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016