fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021

Aberdeen Cry

To sit on a hotel toilet and cry your eyes out, just after losing all your belongings at a club.

Holly was Aberdeen crying after her night out

by Crytopsy88 May 11, 2014

happy cry

to be so overwhelmed with joy/positive emotions that you cry.

“mj feels like happy crying every time he talks to bee”

by mj.asfffff June 5, 2021

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 30, 2008

No Cry July

You don’t cry for the whole month of July.

Sarah: How’s No Cry July going?
Megan: Nearly failed the other day but August 1st 12am, my tears, nonstop.
Sarah: A waterfall.

by rihannag July 27, 2020

crying thick

sobbing so much that thick rivers of tears flow down your cheeks

she's laughing so hard she started crying thick.

after her mother died she started to cry thick.

by Murdoc Stryker February 8, 2012