Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

crunchy roll

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!

After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!

by The Hern May 11, 2018

Crunchy nut

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015

Crunchified

when something suddenly becomes crunchy

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!

by illusionest666 January 14, 2008

Crunchy Frogs

The physical appearance of a womans or mans erect nipples protruding through her shirt.

It must be cold in here. I can see Linda’s crunchy frogs

by howardchrist June 21, 2018

crunchie

mostly young, usually intelligent girls, who have brown hair, but will often surprise you with their remarks and behaviour, you will be left wondering why they are not blonde! brown on the outside but blonde (or yellow) on the the inside. just like a crunchie chocolate bar.

mikayla and haylee walk into the store and buy three chewing gum balls, 1 red and 2 orange.
they returned to the car where haylees sister says "i want the red one" so clearly haylee and mikayla are left with the orange. but haylee quickly yells "i bags the orange!"

mikayla thinks 'geez i love her, but haylees such a crunchie!'

by mikkiii July 2, 2007

crunchy ass nigga

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014