Let's go to John's house ,he allways has some critter.......do you have any critter?......im high as fuck,that is some good critter.
by jublisstar June 13, 2018
Similar to homie, critter is a word used to describe acquaintances and companions, but only those of the spooky variety.
Me and the critters were haunting the playground the other. We scared the heebiejeebies out the little wankers fucking down there.
by Warble808 May 19, 2023
A specific type of girl in engineering who look like 6th graders and fill their heads with math equations. They often merge into one crowd like a rat king. They are indistinguishable from one another. They all have the same personality.
Robert: Hey Nick! Let me send you my schedule for next semester!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!
by ErinGoo January 26, 2024
A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.
by Apt20 September 05, 2020
Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"
by Purplax May 09, 2024
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by Peoplecritters August 18, 2023