counter-graffiti

Changing something offensive written in graffiti into something more favorable

Mary used counter-graffiti to change the word "Fag" into "Baguette".

by awesomeaardvark March 15, 2009

Count Blackula

A black male vampire. Very well dressed and polished. Women find him hard to resist. Black ladies man.

Count Blackula over there stole my girl.

by Count Blackula123 October 30, 2009

Beiber Counter

a massive tool used to measure harmful radio activity. The more times it shows up on the dial, the more destructive the radiostation.

Did you hear that? The Beiber Counter just went off again. This radiostation is going to melt our minds! Quick Change the Channel!!

by naddanadda June 14, 2010

Three Chunts in a Truck

A game played by Chicano adolescents all over Southern California (aka So Cal), as an alternative to your average game of Slug Bug. One sibling/friend slugs the other when they find a stereotypical Mexican work truck (often spotted with shoddy primer jobs, brahma bull stickers on the door, old english font surname/birthplace window decals and landscaping machinery in the bed) and with three or more Mexican seated inside. When calling out, you say the number of people in the pickup, so the number always changes. Brownie points for more people than seats in said vehicle.

"Dude, Chata- Four Chunts in a Truck!"
(a hefty slug ensues)

"No way Pendeja, that's only Three Chunts in a Truck!!"
(retaliation slug)

by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006

Countdown

A girl that from a distance looks like a 10 out of 10, until she starts coming closer you then begin the 'countdown' from 10 until she's right up close you realise in fact she's only a 2!

"Shit mate, check out this Sheila over there, she's a 10! Hang on she's coming over here, countdown 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 aaaaarrrrrrgggggghh!

by Plummdogg July 1, 2016

don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

Counter-Strike

Oddly enough, the only game I ever played that it really sucked to be good at. Due to the (supposedly) high incidence of cheating, if you can actually master the basic manouvers of the average first person shooter (weapon selection, map knowledge, accurate and selective shooting) NOBODY will play with you.

As soon as your K:D ratio goes over 3.5:1, expect to be banned from most Counter-Strike servers.

by confuzzled February 22, 2005