cringe cough

A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.

When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.

by cringecoughycough September 7, 2017

coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

cough linctus

A british version of cough syrup

Man: i got a bad cough

Doctor: have some cough linctus

Man: thanks

by Icchrelived October 5, 2018

cana-cough

when you just smoked cannabis and cough in public

“That’s not covid, it’s cana-cough

by Kharma girl November 30, 2020

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats June 11, 2018