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Cooper

Cooper is guy who likes other men he is very sweet and generally has a massive massive penis. He has very good looks and is the sweetest guy. He will always listen and be there for you. He loves sucking cock and will do anything for it. Cooper is a nice guy.
Cooper a guy
by Lolo. 88theg April 17, 2019
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Cooper

Cooper is probably one of the worst guys you’ll ever meet. All he does boss you around like your some little toy then make you upset because of how rude and disrespectful he is. He is ugly, annoying, and very mean.
Eww, that must be a cooper because he seems annoying
by Hahah I post truth June 7, 2019
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Cooper

A fucking retard but he has a massive dick and it is so big he could suck it himself
Damn look at Cooper Sucking his own dick, I don't know if the human's dick is supposed to be that big
by asdfasdfaffadfsasd April 24, 2019
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Cooper

A whiny little boy who crys and accuses his sister of being a slacker, when he is complaining that he wants to play on the computer. His whining nearly gets her kicked off, until he has homework. He then throws a massive fit like a baby, even though he is nearly ten years old. He thinks he will get whatever he wants by whining and throwing a fit, but he is wrong.
Did you just COOPER me?
by Psychic Teddybear September 24, 2011
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Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.
Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.
by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014
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Coopers

Pronounced: Coo-pers. Another word used to define the genitalis.
I fell off my skateboard and landed on my Coopers. It hurt alot.

I will kick you in the Coopers.
by Stephen Fitzgerald October 3, 2006
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Cooper

A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .
Fuck, Cooper jerked off in my saucepan again.”
by Uncircumcised Jew April 15, 2020
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