Converses

The UGLIEST most ANNOYING shoes on the planet, that all the emo scene kids wear daily.

Little Brett wore his converses to go with his emo styled glasses and poorly dyed hair on the first day of school.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005

conversekid95

an alias often used by really cool people born in 1995 can also be used for people born in 1994 by changing in to conversekid94 many people use this on blogger sites and social networking sites also the user must be obsessed wintconverse and possibly high school musical and zac efron and vanessa anne hudgens and red bull and other various thigs like starbucks

*Guy 1* hey who's that entering starbucks with the zac efron top playing say ok on her ipod and hsm hi tops(converse) with a red bull bag?
*Guy 2* o i seen her on the internet. she goes by CONVERSEKID95!!
*Guy 1* God she's sooo kool i wanna be just like her!!!!

by x-V-x October 6, 2008

converse humor

a subgenre of movies that people who wear converses absolutely love. this crowd is usually defined by their love for converse all stars. they are typically of the indie/emo variety.

Boy 1: So did you watch Juno yet?
Boy 2: I hate converse humor!!
Boy 1: You're lame.

by Danielle DeGeronimo October 18, 2008

two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.

I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.

by dephex March 5, 2010

converse titty fuck

Similar to a titty fuck, only the roles are reversed. Two men and one woman take part. The two men hold their erect penises about three inches apart, while the woman takes one breast and manually shoves it in and out of the space between the two penises.

It is unknown whether any woman actually gains pleasure from the converse titty fuck.

A: "Yeah, I thought she wanted a threesome, but really she just wanted a converse titty fuck!"

B: "You know how those women's-libbers are."

by Helm May 18, 2006

conversers

multiple persons who participate in a conversation

Phones give the conversers a false sense of security.

by Lyricalgenious September 28, 2008

conversion theraphy

It works

do not listen to people that says other wise

conversion theraphy works

by Facts hurt thy September 25, 2023