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Constructive Flake

To send a message by flaking as opposed to having a potentially negative conversation
Bill, having no interest in the girl, pulled a constructive flake on her birthday.
by HHLH February 1, 2010
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contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.
the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock
by fire909 May 11, 2011
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Constrictopus

Someone who incredibly tightly wraps all their limbs around another persons full body in an attempt to cuddle for prolonged amounts of time.
“My partner is such a constrictopus! I couldn’t even scratch my nose for an hour!”
by PieniKissa February 6, 2019
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threat construction

War like concept of marginalizing and fictionalizing events of history that are undeniable facts invented after 9/11.
When Baudrillard talks about the simulacrum of War and how the media is used as an entertaining diversive smoke screen, what is really talking about is threat construction (paper)...
by Dune-spice monkey January 31, 2017
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construction gay

Term for a homosexual male in the blue collar industry. Although a rare breed, they tend to crop up in suburbia where the trendiest job is working shirtless under the sun organizing tiles on a track-home roof.
Will was fired yesterday because his boss discovered most of his day was spent watching the construction gay washing the windows of the building across the street.
by Benutty March 8, 2008
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Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.
Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.
by NoPseudonym February 24, 2009
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evolving personalized information construct

According to the Museum of Media History - The "Evolving Personalized Information Construct" is the system by which our sprawling, chaotic mediascape is filtered, ordered and delivered. Everyone contributes now - from blog entries, to phone-cam images, to video reports, to full investigations. Many people get paid too - a tiny cut of Googlezon's immense advertising revenue, proportional to the popularity of their contributions.
The evolving personalized information construct is so going to feature on xkcd.
by Arunabh Das Three June 15, 2008
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