Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.
I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.
Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.
by Sparkly Panda Cupcake October 12, 2011
by enchanted kingdom October 15, 2019
The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020
Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'
When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst
by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022
by A awsome Awsome dude March 07, 2019
by Devaracegonner March 24, 2020
A "Conner Load" is a saying that means you have a lot on your mind or you are really busy with other things.
I'm sorry I couldn't meet you today I've had a Conner Load because of my father's second wedding with his new new wife.
by LeviiWasTaken June 26, 2022