Columbian Fuck

When you shove a banana, grapefruit, and an Asian in a girls torn anus all at the same time

"Who that girl looks like a Colombian fuck tart."

That's one columbian fuck!

by Evan Stanley Breath January 23, 2017

Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.

“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn”

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”

by Bswag money February 1, 2022

columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.

Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

Columbian Chilli Dog

The act of rubbing chilli/chilli flakes on your penis and inserting into a woman whilst they are on their period.

Remember when Cunningham got a Columbian Chilli Dog from that chick last night

by kentank May 30, 2022

columbian rocky

A type of mental brutal coke that will waxxa your lips off.

Here me and me uncle john had a lowd of that columbian rocky last night haw.

by siggb-nareik-auhsoj July 24, 2016

chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Columbian Speedboat

When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".

Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!

by greyskull55731 September 5, 2025