Hella Cold

A description of how cold something, somewhere or someone is. A way of saying it's as cold as it can possibly be.

Yo Johnny Boy- hand me that hot pocket my ball sack is hella cold up in this Antarctic bitch.

by EverydaySausageShufflin'' October 4, 2012

Cold Adam

The act of flatulating into a paper sack, promptly closing the sack, and running up to someone in the vicinity and opening the bag in their face, releasing the fresh fart.

When Matt was being a dick, I decided to give him a Cold Adam. Marshall thought it was funny, until he got one from Lare Bear.

by David B. Cool October 6, 2004

Cold Coney

When your girl chews on a buncha Peppermint Altoids before she give you head. Often results in a cool, tingly feeling. Be aware: NEVER try to perform a "Cold Coney" with Cinnamon Altoids. This is baaad.

Dude 1: "Last night my girl totally gave me a cold coney."
Dude 2: "Wow."
Dude 1: "Yeah i know, i totally pissed ice cubes."
Dude 2: "High- five!"

by Clark D. March 8, 2008

Cold one

Something the boys crack

Saturday is for cracking a cold one with the boys

by myJam2.0 June 11, 2017

Cold as hail

1. A phrase that describes you as the COLDEST.

2.The best and nothing higher.

3. Very Icy.

4. Cold but never cruel.

5. Heartless, depending on how the phrase is used.

6. Very good.

Damn, your watch is COLD AS HAIL.
Shorty, heartless and COLD AS HAIL.
Lebron James is one of the coldest to ever do it! That boy COLD AS HAIL.
I stay looking fly. I stay looking COLD AS HAIL
Her body nice! She COLD AS HAIL!

by FRSHMPIRE April 15, 2021

she cold

a female that cute or bad, sexy etc.

damn look at her, she cold

by YounSwagg January 13, 2011

Cold Smoke

The delicious & joyful crystalline cloud of powder snow that bathes you in it's glorious chill when you're carving down a deep virgin run in the alpine splendiforousness.

Charty - Unreal conditions my brothers. The chest deep powder caressed my chiseled torso, streamed over my shoulders, & filled my smiling mouth as I assassinated the virgin fluff.

Jacko - I think I saw Jesus in the cold smoke today.

Gmember - Looked like Chuck Norris to me.

by Tiburonian December 21, 2010