Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010

Coconut-head

Someone who is a bit slower than the average human due to too many coconuts to the head.

Wow Maggie sure is a coconut-head, some things never change.

by Wpkjs November 12, 2017

Coconut Telegraph

The Coconut Telegraph is the Tropic's version of The Grapevine. Think of it like two halved coconut shells connected by a string.

You can hear it on the Coconut Telegraph, all dee iland gossip, who did dis and dat.

by SukyfykuS May 5, 2023

double coconut

Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.

Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper

by grilledcheezes December 2, 2011

Coconut Special

A smoking method performed by poverty-stricken reefer addicts. They exhale their smoke into a coconut and seal it. Later they break the seal and inhale the stale smoke. To use this method is the be "on the nut."

Pothead 1: Shit man, I'm almost outta weed...

Pothead 2: Don't worry bro, I'll make us a coconut special so we can get zooted later!

by captain_zeus January 12, 2012

Coconut Crab

The Coconut Crab. Possibly the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend to range in size from 16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which is a mix of Lungs and gills which proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from this MONSTROSITY Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...

Toby: Hey! I just bought a hot air balloon!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by B00G3RFAC3! August 2, 2012

Coconut mall

If you get coconut malled you getting owned by someone

NATHAN JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021