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Clonker

You have a Clonker
by erhgz January 6, 2015
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crunkered

Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.
"Yo I got so crunkered last night."
by the general April 13, 2005
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Clinker

A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.
Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed
by ClinkerIsSad June 1, 2010
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clunkers

When someone is playing beer pong and they hit a shot with nothing but beer(likw a swish in basketball)the sound it makes it clunk, related to saying wet in basketball
did you see me drain that shot CLUNKERS bitches
by adventure of CHICKEN & WAFFLEZ December 9, 2008
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crunker

Contrary to the definition surroudning, the word "crunker" is a comparative. Used in the phrase, "He's a totally crunker," crunker is a comparitive meant to indicate that he is in fact a more-alchoholic person than someone else. A noun needs to be placed after the word crunker to create a comparison, especially with totally modifying the comparitive.

Alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.
He's totally crunker than she is.

He's a totally crunker partier than she is.

He's a total crunker.
by dolarrah April 27, 2010
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Cash For Clunkers

Because the 1st definition is completely false, I am forced to bring in the facts for this relatively simple concept.

Cash for clunkers was a program that allowed consumers to trade in their old "clunkers" for a 7500 dollar or more rebate for a newer, more fuel-efficient car. The car had to be MORE than 25 years old, had to have a mpg of LESS than 18 and the trade in had to be more fuel efficient. Because of Cash for clunkers, GM was saved. As a result of continuing profits, GM was able to pay back the government with interest way ahead of schedule.

This is one of the smartest decisions the government has made in recent history.
"With Cash For Clunkers, I was able to trade in my old pickup truck for a brand new toyota camry! Because of this, I can spend less money on gas and actually put food on the table"

- actual person
by DeadAym October 16, 2011
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clucker

A penis of small size. Usually around 3 inches erect.
by Adam Gr. June 15, 2008
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