In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
by Frodon't May 26, 2023
Get the Clitorismug. When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
Get the mayonnaise clitorismug.
Get the Clitorismug. by Ginger Scrotum June 5, 2018
Get the Clitoris Destroyermug. by Dominick the virgin October 23, 2018
Get the Macro Clitorismug. by anonymous Zelda fan. September 2, 2022
Get the Clitorismug. by Scimitar May 27, 2022
Get the mom’s clitorismug.