Cincinnati slick

The act of ejaculating in one's pants.

That stripper was dry humping me so hard, she gave me a Cincinnati slick.

by Bud Fox September 5, 2007

Cincinnati Blowdry

You piss on a girl and make her blow you until she is dry.

"I gave her the Cincinnati Blowdry and Paul Mitchell called me for tips."

by rastaboy January 9, 2009

Cincinnati chili

This culinary barbarity from Cincinnati, Ohio is really a hoked-up spaghetti sauce that consists of a faux weak chili flavored with spices such as chocolate, cinnamon, allspice, and possibly Worcestershire.

This goop is spooned on pasta (of all things!) and topped off with ingredients such as chopped onions, shredded Cheddar cheese, beans, and crushed oyster crackers. Cincinnatians who specify Five-Way Chili get the works: all of that.

A trip to Ohio would not be complete without sampling some Cincinnati chili, and enjoying the dribbling diarrhea that it both resembles and may result from it.

by eViL pOp TaRt December 31, 2006

cincinnati shrimpboat

The act of sucking on someone's toes (shrimping) after they have toe fucked a menstruating woman.

Technically speaking I guess it's the vagina that constitutes the actual shrimp boat, but it's important to have context in these types of situations.

Wait, really? A cincinnati shrimpboater? Ewwwwwwww...

by Roc P March 29, 2009

Cincinnati Subway

A term used to describe something that goes unfinished and is seen as a failure for whoever was involved.

Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.

I've really fallen behind in Spanish this year. I don't think I can finish but I really don't want it to turn into a Cincinnati subway

by GaaraoftheDamned March 22, 2013

Cincinnati Uptown

When you and your honey run out of depression medication and have to fuck to feel human again.

"We gotta stop doing the Cincinnati Uptown, babe."

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

by cumbitch October 22, 2022