Cis white or cis white male

Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other people’s feelings or time of day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy vampire, they feed off people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests pure absurdity because they are essentially the most useless and the most powerful.

“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”

-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion

“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”

-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…

If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.

by trippppy May 21, 2023

Cis

Someone who isn't transgender, Such as a woman being born a girl and keeping her she/her pronouns.

Trans Girl: My pronouns are she/her, I'm transgender!
Girl: Oh, that's cool! My pronouns are also she/her, but I'm cis!

by TylerTheCreatorLuvver June 10, 2023

Cis-Clown

a person who is offended by the term Cis-gendered.

Karen gets upset when she sees the word cis and has to voice her opinion even tho shes is not part of the conversation, she becomes a cis-clown.

by p3rv-3 June 22, 2023

Cis

Born As

He's cisgender.

by pornstitute June 26, 2023

Cis

A regular person, who is a bit genderconfused or a groomer. Is mostly used as a slur

Alan went to the pride parade, what a cis he is.

Although Mark is straight, he has a 7 year old trans kid. Mark is a cis

by Shorq June 26, 2023

Cis +

The term for despite checking your gender identity in contrast with biological sex and finding yourself completely in agreence with it.

Jerry: "So i've been doing some thinking since Bob came out and i'm completely comfortable with my gender"
Charlie: "Bro, congrats on unlocking cis +"

by BrandonM31415 February 26, 2023

Cis

A term appropriated from chemistry by mentally ill freaks and used to try and marginalize normal people.

Hey did you hear that Mark hasn't chopped off his dick and balls...what a cis freak!

by Callivan January 18, 2023