The Main Man of the lucha libre Down in Mexico City, the God, the ALLMIGHTY powerfull god of the lucha libre in Mexico City
dude1:Did you saw how el cibernetico busted el messias in a lucha match?
dude2: yeah it was awesome!
dude3:el cibernetico is the main man on the lucha libre world!
dude2: yeah it was awesome!
dude3:el cibernetico is the main man on the lucha libre world!
by Cibernetico FAN July 8, 2007
Get the cibernetico mug.A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
by Ryan J. February 20, 2009
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***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
by benormous May 5, 2006
Get the jumper cables mug.a. An individual who becomes angry with you for little or no reason.
b. An individual who stay mad at you for a prolonged period of time for little or no reason.
c. A psychotic bitch/bastard.
b. An individual who stay mad at you for a prolonged period of time for little or no reason.
c. A psychotic bitch/bastard.
Why does that cilevar keep messing with my homeboys? Am I gonna have to come up there and kick some psycho bitch ass?
by Rachel and Dima December 14, 2008
Get the cilevar mug.A "chibler" is a Herefordshire and Gloucestershire remark used by the farming community to proclaim the finest of the fine perry drinks (made with fermented pear juice - pear cider to the ill-educated).
by Rockin down the A38 June 19, 2015
Get the chibler mug.A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.
Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
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