chipper

An exceptionally small penis that resembles that wrinkly brown chip inevitably found at the bottom of your mcdonalds chips

Something the secret owner of a chipper might say to displace rumours about his own one inch wonder:
"haha look at him he's got a CHYYYYIIIIPPEEERRR!!!!"

by Gordons School May 29, 2008

chippen

adj. 1. Of men: someone who is perceive to be skimping or shriking on a duty to another person.

(derivation: a prisoner who chips away at the wall-paint, rather than engaging cellmates in coverstation/play etc... to help pass the time)

"I'm gonna wreck that chippen-ass MotherF'er, if he dosen't stop moping!"

by mainframe October 31, 2003

Chipper

Another word for cocaine. Not sure of the history of the meaning, possibly to do with the amount of dust a wood "chipper" creates.

Most commonly heard in the streets of Jersey City, NJ.

Sometimes abbreviated to "chip"

"Alright lad, fancy some chipper tonight?"

"Oi geez, give your boy a ring; i fancy smashing some chip tonight at that drum n bass rave"

by B-Hound April 29, 2009

Chipper

a lowrider that hops as high as a small bag of chips

chippers are human too!!!

by N/A A February 19, 2009

chipper

Mix between cheery and hiper.

Im so chipper,I had a sobe adrenalin rush today and that hot kid asked me out.
God damn cheerleaders are always so chipper.

by Rokr4eva November 8, 2005

chipper

A fucking annoying person

"Look how fucking annoying the Chipper is".

by ba May 7, 2003

Chipper

A California Highway Patrolman, derived from CHP sounding like "chip" hence chipper

Oh shit dude, it's a chipper slow down.

by Enigma559 June 23, 2010