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ringing the chooks neck

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.
I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub
by Hitso November 29, 2017
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you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018
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Ching chang choopsy

When you beat your meat with soy sauce and you can’t get the stain out in time before your dad gets home
“Dude! I told you i can’t talk right now! I have to deal with this Ching chang choopsy!”
by yuhboi February 29, 2020
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National friends choose your someone day

Date: 02 December

The day your friend/s choose someone you have got to date for 24hrs. Their friends have to agree with it too.
I ship you with that person so you have to be with them because its National friends choose your someone day.”
by Anonymous.days November 12, 2021
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Coobs

Portmanteau form of Cool + Beans.
Pretty much if you want to say something chill to your good friend but don't want to use 'cool' because it's overplayed. And also because you're tight.
"hey man, I'll pick you up at 7, let's get food." "Coobs"
by Andonuts May 31, 2015
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Feed the chooks

a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs
"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "
by Feeder of the Chooks June 18, 2009
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coobs

by Anthony Ferrari September 5, 2007
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