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Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.
I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!
by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019
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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
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cowrie shell choker

A trendy choker with cowrie shells wrapped around it. Usually, people that wear these are vsco girls.
Oh she is has cowrie shell choker on! She must be a vsco girl.
by yolo.hehehe July 19, 2019
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Choker

Something could be a knife or gun that can stop someone from breathing or slows down there breathing
Did you see that guy he got hit with a choker
by Shushgothit October 13, 2021
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Choker captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
Kohli is a Only Choker captain in this world
by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020
mugGet the Choker captainmug.

vagina choker

A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk
Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.
by Jake1233 April 13, 2009
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Ball Choker Pants

Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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