Choke On An Almond

When a person who lacks blowjob giving skills gags on a less than average penis.

I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.

by Lexxtacular November 2, 2011

choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008

choke strap

A very tight grip on the end of your penis just at the moment of ejaculation, usually accompanied by a scream or grunt.

He had a choke strap on my cock that made it numb and I screamed with delight.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

choking on LAN

The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).

"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."

by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017

choking heat

Smoking a cigarette.

Jimmy T gave me shit for choking heat in in his car

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

Art-a-choke

Getting a blow job while getting tattooed

An Art-a-choke helps keep your mind off the pain.

by Richard Blake Sprayberry February 22, 2017