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Chocolate Dunkers

When you have explosive diarrhea, get some on the testicular region, and then teabag someone.
My good friend, I happened to have put my fair spouse into some un-easyness when I placed upon her my chocolate dunkers; I believe it may have been caused by the hot wings I had eaten previously before. Jolly good time.

Doe man doe, I gave my bitch some of 'dem chocolate dunkers after I got me some of dat KAY EFF CAYYYYY. Jolly good time.
by Rusty Shackleford, Son February 2, 2009
mugGet the Chocolate Dunkersmug.

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.
I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!
by TZ October 7, 2005
mugGet the chocolate hostagesmug.

Chocolate Abs

An Asian male who has defined, muscular abdominal muscles that look like the subdivided parts of a chocolate bar.
The guys in the Korean pop group Big Bang have sexy chocolate abs.
by boingasldfi May 6, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate Absmug.

Chocolate Knuckle

when you do a frontal wipe and your knuckle accidentally touches the turd in the toilet bowl.
I can tell you forgot to wash your hands by the chocolate knuckle you have.
by Arty Partida February 28, 2008
mugGet the Chocolate Knucklemug.

chocolate choad

when a girl pours chocolate syrup or chocolate sauce on a choad and licks it off.
Shelby experimented the chocolate choad on Jamie.
by glockstarr727 July 5, 2009
mugGet the chocolate choadmug.

Chocolate muffler

When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea
Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...
by Alaskinpipline November 13, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate mufflermug.

Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
by craig101 January 8, 2012
mugGet the Chocolate Handcuffsmug.

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