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Chew Scab

When you get whiskey drunk and pass out with a mouth full of Copenhagen. Then proceed to wake up usually on a friend's chair or couch, with it scabbed to your face and furniture.
Marshall got Indian drunk the other night and chew scabbed himself to my new recliner.
by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019
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chewing on shoestrings

This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.
"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."
by thatonerealguy425 May 17, 2023
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beaver chew

Rudy's work looks like a beaver chew.
by randomryan July 3, 2014
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Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.
Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
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chewing gum

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.
"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"
by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008
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Chew Crew

The baddest crew in Lville GA. Them girls mean business!
Watch out for that Chew Crew, they don't play.

Chew This!
by ReRun and Ace February 23, 2012
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Chew Boot

A girl whose face is so ugly that it reminds you of a boot that a dog has chewed on ALL DAY LONG!
"That girl over there is a real Chew Boot. Her face is so nasty I want to vomit."
by The_Ocean January 16, 2010
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