Chaos Pixie

A humanoid species of small stature that usually wears crazy clothing that resembles leafs, bark, or organic materials. These creatures are easy to recognise as there is a distinct difference between them and ordinary pixies. The main differences are that they behave chaotically, and incite people around them to join in with thier chaotic misadventures. Chaos pixies are truely unique, and if you are lucky enough to spot one than it won't be long before the silly chaos and giggling antics effect you!

You could tell she was a chaos pixie by the way her silly antics created unfolding chaos around her.

by sillyelfclown September 20, 2011

chacos

the best shoes on this side of the planet. these shoes bring people together and help you explore the world. take your shoes with you rock climbing, or creeking or hammocking. life gets one hundred percent better with chacos

Why aren’t you wearing your chacos?

by briecheese December 3, 2018

chato

In Portuguese, "chato" can mean "flat", "boring" or "annoying". It is also a slang term for "crabs" (pubic lice).

"I think that hooker gave me chatos, man."

by El Ñarro May 3, 2010

Chato

Mexican slang for being stoned/lit/high/gone/on cloud 9. Basically means you're stoned.

Friend: aayyy man are you chato?

You: Hell yea Im chato as a muthafucka!

by JVgravy March 13, 2015

Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.

X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"

by rperazag June 26, 2010

chatspeak

Something stupid that's VERY hard to read. And it's really annoying. I mean it's faster to type, "Are you going to the park?" rather than "r u gng 2 da prk 2dy?"
Most chatspeak can be put into categoreis. Let's use "Want to go to the movies with me?"

girly - wnt to go to daa moviiis 2niite?
Characteristics: uses 'i' alot and stretches it out. example: todaii, mii, okii. sometimes says "u wus" instead of "you were".
inverted: wAnT 2 gO 2 dA mOViEz 2NiTe?
I honestly don't see how tying like that is faster.
z's and numbers: wnt 2 go 2 daz moviz 2nitz?
says "z" alot and uses numbers to replace words.

chatspeak on MSN:
halo!!!!1!1!
Hi.
WuZZ upz ma homiii?
Shut up.
o CoM on!
No.
u no dat chik i wuz telin u bot?
No.
*blocked*

or random chatspeak like:
dhgsudkhldf dude? ROFL ROFL ROFLCOPTURRR! fjh 2nite gdjh go to the bnkj?
- g2g. <3!

by Roxiee May 16, 2008

chatspeak

the most annoying "grammer" in the world. commonly used by "gangstas"

*slaps forehead* i hate chatspeak.
ey!!!!! home slice!! waqt upp is me hahah wow!!!!!!!! havent talked to u in a longasstime!!! dang was gewd? dam i miss all u cghiklitz! im herr kickin it it wit ma home skillet biscit marie haha lol welll ye any boyz? do tellllllll!!!!! lol wellzz yea im not wit mike ne morr yipzz cruisin it single......for once lol but yea ther is 7guys rote now theat lie me but it is to hard to choossee! lol

by sonicshock September 19, 2008