Charles Dickens effect

1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens

2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced

if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.

by joelj March 7, 2009

charles bronson

The best actor to have ever lived. Who starred in kick ass movies such as Death Wish 1-5, Murphy's Law, and the Magnificent Seven

Charles Bronson could kick the shit out of Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise, and Matt Damon with his eyes closed.

by JunkYardJimbo88 August 31, 2005

Charlette

Prettiest of the group, always loyal and knows how to keep a secret. Often heard talking about sex. If you've found a Charlette you're a lucky man.

Wow man she's got to be a Charlette

by penislover981 September 20, 2016

charlemagne's sword

the ol' finger in the butt.

nick: i went Medieval on that chick i took home from the bar last night and gave her a nice charlemagne's sword.
tommy: you always were a renaissance man!!

by Bentley's bitches June 13, 2010

Sir Charles

A female's large behind.
There are several levels of Sir Charles.
Level 1: A Normal Sir Charles - Just a great big ass
Level 2: A '93 NBA Finals Sir Charles - An incredibly shapely, gigantic ass
Level 3: A '92 Dream Team Sir Charles - The greatest ass of all-time

Derived from Charles Barkley's nickname "The Round Mound of Rebound," except in this case it's the "Round Mound You Wanna Take to Pound Town"

Kim Kardashian has a '92 Dream Team Sir Charles

by SirCharlesHunter October 2, 2012

flaming Charleston

a sexual act in which a woman, whlile giving a man oral sex, inserts her finger into his anus. Upon ejaculation, the woman holds his semen in her mouth and proceeds to lick and suck on her finger before swallowing the combination of semen and excrement.

That disgustingly dirty, dirty, filthy girl was so drunk she gave me a flaming Charleston at the party last night.

by Randango The Flame September 8, 2006

funny charley

A Gay Comedian. A person who degrades the Gay Community with humor to entertain. Someone who tells jokes about being Gay to fit in. One who hides true feelings or emotions with joking about Gays.

Someone showing an outward appearance of guidance and support along with joking to conceal secret intention of gaining sexual favor. A fake friend playing on sympathy to get into your pants.

A predator who gives young boys/girls "mentoring" or, a "gentle push" regarding their sexual orientation. A person who gains a postion of trust by being friendly, close association, humor & fun, relating to you, only to take advantage of you.

- This funny charley cracks jokes about being Gay.

- I thougt he was cool but, he was just being a funny charley.

- He tried in get into my little brother's pants like a funny charley.

- This funny charley makes it like you're both cool together to hide what he's wants to do to you.

by joemon554 December 21, 2007