Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.
Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023
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Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023
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There's a certain level of chaos that effects not just a single person but an entire entity of people, to the point where NOBODY knows what's going on anymore and no one knows who the hell is in charge of this madness, but everyone's okay with it.
The prime example of this is found in Big Hit Entertainment, home of BTS, where - not only does the CEO Bang Si Hyuk aka Hitman Bang have light saber battles in Iron Man costumes while sidewalk dining, but the future CEO Kim Seokjin, the Lord of DGAF Min Yoongi and the riotous 95 Line have been known to cause hair pulling in their innocent staffs just by doing a little thing called "being themselves."
It is speculated that the reason the BU (Bangtan Universe) was created was because a whole ass alternate reality was necessary just to have a safe outlet for all of the chaos going on at Big Hit.
The prime example of this is found in Big Hit Entertainment, home of BTS, where - not only does the CEO Bang Si Hyuk aka Hitman Bang have light saber battles in Iron Man costumes while sidewalk dining, but the future CEO Kim Seokjin, the Lord of DGAF Min Yoongi and the riotous 95 Line have been known to cause hair pulling in their innocent staffs just by doing a little thing called "being themselves."
It is speculated that the reason the BU (Bangtan Universe) was created was because a whole ass alternate reality was necessary just to have a safe outlet for all of the chaos going on at Big Hit.
I know I told you that we welcome a little chaos around here, Kevin, but what you're suggesting is Big Hit Chaotic. We just don't have the insurance.
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